I use to be hilarious beyond belief. For example, I use to write things that'd make people laugh and say things that'd make people smile. Fuck that, I found this story I wrote in five minutes or so, its not very a very good representation, oh well.
Perin walked the partially marked path with his trusty spear, Illiander. Wiping away stray leaves and plants that lay adorned in his way. "Arg" he called to himself still not finding what he wanted.
Continuing onward, the sun began to set, darkening the sky and jungle around this curious priest. Just before deciding to call it quits and head back to his house that he constructed from his own fecal matter, he came upon a pack of lemming. He wasnt sure if the Sacred Lemming of Learning and Botswana was in it, but he intended to find out. He would know by the markings on the underside of the lemming, a hammer and sycle, kind of like the commies.
"LALALALALA" Perin let out a loud girlish battlecry and threw his spear, pericing 3 of the lemmings. All the other lemmings ran off a cliff as soon as he did so. Perin walked over to his spear, noticing he had gotten the one he wanted.
"Yes" he cheered to himself and did a little jig. Now in an Austrian voice, he got closer and said "Ain't she a 'beut'? Look at dem markings".
Supposedly killing the Sacred Lemming of Learning and Botswana one was to gain vast knowledge, but the priest got nothing and relayed "What in zee Hell? Thats it? All I got from that was dinner."
Just then Splinter appeared, you know the rat from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He was in his spirit form, since he was meditating or something. He told Perin "Search Inside for Wisdom". Then he went *POOF*
"Of Course!" Perin said giddely, and immediatly ripped open the lemming's abdomen and got smart. Now his house is made out of grass and fecies, because he is smart and knows those two work better.
Alright that was really bad, in fact not even funny more retarded than anything, i cant find my journal with the funny ones in it.
