When someone steals your things don't get mad, be happy because that means you have good things. Like who would ever steals bum's clothes? well maybe an even more misfortuned bum but still, the first bum should be happy because the other bum is worse then him and looks up to him because the first bum is the imported asti gala compared to the second bum who is a bud light. Yeah anyways the moral of the story is that theres a cast system in the life of a bum.
I think people graduate this weekend from college. Which is nicely located 1.3 miles from my house, and 0.4 miles away there is a street named "Fraternity Village" last weekend, well most weekends they throw huge parties, the plan is to go this weekend which should be big because of graduation. I think there were 200+ people there last weekend...I cant really remember...They're like ants because everyone walks there since drinking and driving is illegal.
I wish it was the future now because I'd definatly have the computer which does things that you tell it. First off i'd say "Open that thing that plays music" and it would open winamp. Then i'd say "Play that song by RJD2 featuring Mos Def". But nooo instead i have to click a little icon, scroll through 3k MP3s to the R section, find that RJD2 Featuring...is so big that i have to expand the playlist sideways to see the names of what comes after featuring then double click on The one featuring mos def. Man the future is going to be so sweet.
God I feel like a loser, I took this contest for 2 hours to get extra credit because my grade isnt so good in computers class. Turns out in the division I took it in I was top in the USA, its so gross, I feel like a big nerd. See here and search for "Evan Anderson".
This weekend though, more parties, maybe they'll make me stupid. Hopefully I'll find my lost camera before then too.
